Hot take on DPS meter

im not

i only look if someone is confused
and it’s pretty easy to notice when people are confused

you doing damage is not a part of my requirements because damage is well over covered that it only becomes an issue if too many dps players die

so in fact i’d rather you do 30% of your damage and live over you overperforming on your “performance” and dying 2 minutes in because you just HAD TO DO THAT SURGE

Nice theory, but I’m the last man standing most of the times… So my big mouth is fully justified.

yeah my apologies dude l’ll play safer next time

Dps meters do two things really well.

  1. makes players stand in shit to do more damage cause Epeen, Likely getting themselves killed.

2)makes players toxic cause “I did more damage than you shitter”

I made a flowchart of how I feel about the meter and its usefulness in raids if you cant read.

average yasuo enjoyer

can i buy some pixels?

well is that your fault though?
maybe the 6 dead people were just trying their hardest to match your dps

know who wants dps meter? players who does a lot of dps. they sometimes want to brag about it.

know who doesn’t want dps meter? players insecure about their dps. they rather not anyone know about it.

or me who is playing a gunlancer who doesn’t want to know how much i outdamaged everyone else who are supposed to on average triple my dps output

i rather just go in fight the purple booba lady kill her in 1 try and go do it again
instead of measuring my schlong with you

it benefits me in no way shape or form knowing my dick is bigger than yours

As far as I’m concerned you can free carry the whole world if you want to. I’am not. I expect an equal contribution, and without a tool like DPS meter I can’t boot freeloaders out.

i can’t wait to get it and then see you on forums complaining that you can’t get into groups because of the dps meter

because your class got nerfed by 4% and is now no longer equally contributing

lmao

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if your a support or a gunlancer nobody expects you to do top dps

and yet i often do

wanna guess why that happens or nah?
wanna guess if i care or not too?

l thought everyones pulling 7-8mil in brel and its so easy and free because its trixion?

it is
doesn’t mean everyone is on the same level of practice as i am
and i still don’t care

i only care if she dies and i get my loot

if you did top dps as a gunlancer then good job

Keep strawmaning here, nobody talks about 4%. I’ve seen screenshots with 1m dps players on Brel, and that kind of players should get booted into oblivion once and for all.
But they are not, cause you know how bad they were when the raid is FINISHED.

So in an ideal raid all the DPS would have 16% damage contribution?

not strawmanning

but what do you think happens in wow with their dps meters?
not a meta class? not a meta build? no bis meta build? oh you don’t have that item that gives you just a bit more damage?
well you aint getting in bud

your class got nerfed? congratz no longer accepted

this is what is happening in league

people dodging and griefing games because somoene picked a 49% win rate champ over 51% win rate champ
or picking a champ after a nerf

statistics are great
but people are stupid and misinterpret statistics like crazy because they exclude all context

LA is not designed around a dps meter
all bosses are very generous with their dps requirements in order for people to do the mechanics

no boss until today has been released with tight dps checks
if you want to do some shenanigans you are tight on that regard but for general play it’s not needed in any way

if you want to sweat go make a static instead of ruining the game for the people that don’t care