Come one come all. Come all you tares.
- All the tares that like to troll in abyss dungeons at the wipe mechanics.
- All the tares that like to over kill in the chaos dungeons and not go through the portal when it comes so that the other party members get less rewards.
- All the tares that like to make simple mechanics complicated as they waste a bunch of time talking about it over and over and finalizing positions each time one of them trolling the wipe mechanics causing the entire party to wipe.
- All the tares that like to invite you to join their discord for a simple abyss run, so they can fill your ears, eyes and hearts with perversity.
- All the tares that make an issue of people enjoying cutscenes.
- All the tares that perversely dont skip cutscenes when they’ve already seen it.
- All the tares that troll at the wipe mechanics, and when your team eventually reach the last boss, vote to quit the dungeon.
- All the tares that make sure your durability reach 0 so you have to quit.
- All the tares that report you because you called them out for their trolling and perversity.
- All the tares that tell everyone to report you because the server kicked you off during an abyss dungeon and you had to reconnect to the raid causing your team to have -1 player.
Cloud Burst is recruiting. We’ll whip you into shape, so that youre the ideal asset to any team.
- No more perversity, just kindness, love and caring for the wheat (aka normal people enjoying the game)
You will be the model player by the time we’re done with you. You will be a blessing to the community, a blessing like me.
Edit:
Left out a lot of stuff from the list. This has been Guild leader Dauntless.
If youre a wheat and you want to join, feel free to apply.